Earth, I am Disappoint

Greetings loyal subjects,

I, your Royal Highness, have started this blog so that I may hear the views and opinions of my fellow Misanthropes around the world.

We have much to discuss.

The planet is falling apart even as we speak thanks, in no small part, to the Minions of Mediocrity with whom our cherished realm is currently at war. Every day that passes sees more intellectual atrocities perpetuated against us by the Minions in their increasingly grotesque efforts to numb the Human mind and dumb us all down to the level of reality T.V. contestants. Quality writing, television and musical arts are becoming increasingly difficult for my younger subjects to find and the accompanying rise of the Bieber, Cyrus and Jonas clans threaten the intellectual security of future generations.

And don’t even get me started on the Twilight movies.

We must therefore unite in this supreme effort to preserve the Human mind and promote literature, the arts, music, plain old-fashioned debate and literacy.

I am growing increasingly despondent about the level of debate in society and the continuing polarization of the populace. It is my hope that here we can talk about a wide variety of subjects without rancor and share ideas, viewpoints and beliefs in a spirit of good humour and fellowship.

Tolerance is a must for anyone wishing to participate in these debates. I will not allow insulting behaviour, language or threats of any kind on this blog. Anyone who crosses this line will be immediately blacklisted.

This blog is for adults only. You will find language and posts here not necessarily suited for under 18s’. As an old school friend once said, “Children are like farts; you don’t mind your own, but you can’t stand anyone elses.”

I look forward to hearing from you.

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